This is kinda fun.

Ask the question:  Who wants to elect a Horny Jerk?  and your answers will very.
It really depends if your other choice is "he grew bogus" or " Uhg, Sewer Bog!" paired up with "Prick's ethic: deny evidence."

Odds get even better when you pair up "Horny Jerk" with "John's Red Wad"

To think we we have three more months of this.  Your thoughts below.